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"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 03/09/2015 at 19:19 • Filed to: None

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just saying those .those canadian geese are mean bastards.

spanfucker retire bitch > bob and john 03/09/2015 at 19:23

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Canadian Geese can suck the biggest bag of dicks. If I didn't care about damaging my car (which I do) I'd literally run over every single one of them that I come across.

E. Julius > bob and john 03/09/2015 at 19:24

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Man I hate those damn things. My dad and I have a fierce vendetta against the flocks that frequently attempt to poop all over the lawn and beach at my parents' house. My dad almost punched one once, flying bastards.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > bob and john 03/09/2015 at 19:51

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I had one of those assholes chase me from my parking garage to the basketball arena at college (1/8 of a mile).

CRider > bob and john 03/09/2015 at 20:16

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wiffleballtony > bob and john 03/09/2015 at 23:39

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If they weren't protected I would shoot every single one of them. And I don't even hunt.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wiffleballtony 03/10/2015 at 08:27

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Where do you live? They aren't protected in Ontario, they're considered a pest.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > bob and john 03/10/2015 at 08:31

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Yes, they are. They are also vicious and stupid. I can't wait for them to come north again—I'm going to see how many I can run over. Best thing—you know when "those people" stop to let them cross the road? Pedal to the floor and take out the whole tribe. Hilarious.

wiffleballtony > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/10/2015 at 09:11

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Arizona, where they're considered migratory birds.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > wiffleballtony 03/10/2015 at 09:15

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Oh. I'll do my best to eliminate as many as possible for you this summer :)

Mattbob > spanfucker retire bitch 03/12/2015 at 10:14

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When I drive my jeep, I don't stop for geese.